OK, so I was browsing through the skymall catalogue and I came across the first John Wayne commemorative cuckoo clock. It had an image of his horse Dollor and I looked up Dollor and found out that John had two horses. One named Dollor, meaning pain or sorrow, and one named Dollar meaning Cashola. This seemed to me too much of a coincidence and led me to discover an anti-capitalist message hidden slyly in John Wayne’s films.
A horse named Dollar
John Wayne had a horse named Dollor.John Wayne had a horse named Dollar.I had a dollar. It’s gone.I had some pain.You had a dollar. It’s gone.You had some pain.You had a dollar and you didn’t give it to me.He doesn’t have a dollar.She has some dolor. John Wayne had a horse named Dollor.Ol’ Dollor. We don’t’ have the money for the rent.Ol Dollor we don’t have the money for the groceries.Ol Dollor We don’t have the money for medicine.Ol Dollor. We don’t have the money to retire.Oh Dollar. Oh Dolor.